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6.04.2007 ||> Is "alternaverse" a good name?
I apparently, have always lived in an alternate universe from my immediate family. In the "real world," my mother sent me a link for my sister's blog that's all about my nieces and nephew. In "my reality," I just scoured my hotmail folders for this site and I came up with "nope, never sent until now." Anyway, it was fun seeing them, and I will be looking forward to doing my auntly duties (giving raspberries and "ruining them") in July.
I still have to get the oldest some bugs, as promised. They will be dead, as I do not want to give her some she can't take on a flight home. I also got them some books at the book sale held at the library. First edition of The Velveteen Rabbit? I believe so.
And then there is this thing about my reality. Yesterday, I was planting the tomatoes I finally got at the Home Depot, when the landlord's brother came up in his jeep and parked it right on the hose I was going to use to water them. I pointed to it and asked him to move up and inch and I shit you not, he looked at me like I was speaking a foreign language and turned his back on me. He never said a word and did not move the car. Which of course, infuriated me. Yes, I know I'm not related to your stupid family, but I do have a lease here and pay hundreds of dollars a month to for this apartment you never fix, so why don't you get your freaking car off my freaking boyfriend's hose? Of course Boy's Club prevails and somehow I'm the bitch because I dared point at the hose and say "Um, your car is parked on the hose..." Right. Whatever.
Just me living in my own universe, I guess.

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