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8.04.2005 ||> I can't see for miles or miles
I went to the optometrist last weekend to get new glasses and contacts, and they were having a special where 2 pairs of glasses and an eye exam was $65. Naturally, it cost me $270, but I hadn't had a check up in three years so there you go.
I'm apparently at 400/20 or something which makes me officially as blind as a bat. Or maybe bats are 420/20, I don't know. It's scary. They gave me the "blind as a bat" certification though, which was cool. Too bad I can't see it.
Also, as I was waiting for my contacts (they didn't have any in my prescription), the optometrist came out of his hole, took one look at me and exclaimed, "Geez girl, you need to get some sun!" See, I had been getting lazy, or tired of sitting around my apartment, waiting for my sunless tanner to dry and I was in my natural state. According to pushy people with no inner monologue, that's a bad idea. I'll get some more tanner on Saturday.
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