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6.28.2005 ||> I'm the most tan on Tuesday
Last Tuesday, my co-workers were talking about tanning. Two of the girls are about as white as I am... which is to say, like snow. I have been applying sunless tanner this summer and have gotten good results. My boss turned to me and said, "Well, you're pretty tan, what have you been doing?"
Let me repeat that. "You're pretty tan, what have you been doing?"
I only repeat that because no one has ever said that before about me. Case in point: A couple summers ago, I worked a summer camp in the Uzbek town of Nukus, which has a lot of sun, and no shade. For the first time in my life, I was tan. I was as brown as I'd ever been in my life. When I went back to Tashkent, I met up with my host family. My host father asked me, "Was there no sun in Nukus?"
This sunless tanner stuff has made me a new person.
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