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4.13.2005 ||> Who would have thunk it?
Throughout my life, I have always tried to be unique. I often have these great ideas, which I think were never done before. Unfortunately, they do get done. When I was a teenager, for example, I thought it would be awesome to do a musical with only songs that have been on the radio for years. I also thought it would be cool to do a musical with songs from a single album of an unrelated artist. Then Moulin Rouge and Mama Mia! came out and I realized that I wasn't as creative as I thought. But then last night something happened and I finally did something I'm pretty sure that no one else has ever done before.
I flushed my deodorant down the toilet.
Now, I always thought when I did something totally original it would be because of my inner genius and not my thorough clumsiness. But I'll take what I can get.
(Incidentally, I got the deodorant out of the toilet by simply sticking my arm up the hole and wiggling it out. Good thing that there wasn't anything major accompanying the stick!)
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