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4.20.2005 ||> Boy meets girl, girl gets a present
Girl: So, what do you think I should get when it comes to a laptop? I was actually thinking of taking one of my aunt's hand me downs.
Boy: What are the specs on the hand me down?
Girl: Pentium 3 processor, 256 megs of RAM, the usual... But I'm in competition with my grandmother for it, she could take it at any time.
Boy: Well then, why don't I make one up for you? I could get you a Pentium 3 with 500 megahertz and 256 megs of RAM...
Girl: Absolutely not! That's too much! The flowers were enough, thank you.
Boy: Well, you know, a laptop would be cheaper for me than flowers.
Girl: Hmmmm.
Boy: I'll even put a wireless card in so you connect on the network...
Girl: Are you sure it's not too much?
Boy: No, I have about 60 laptops laying around the office. No one will care about the one. I'll also install Firefox and Dreamweaver.
Girl: I will name her "Marilyn" and I will love her. Thank you.

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