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I have been trying to stay as quietly sick as possible because my uncle's mother is a bit of a hypochondriac. If she sees anyone get sick, she will become sick. Unfortunately, the other night, I was coughing uncontrollably and she did notice. Later, she asked me if I was sick and I answered that I was as healthy as could be. Then she said she heard me coughing. Feeling impending doom, I told her that I have asthma and I was just clearing my throat. Then she says, "Yes, well, I was wheezing last night too."
And here I thought the entire time that my asthma was a result of my parents' constant smoking inside the house with all the windows shut throughout my formative years. I now know that it isn't true... you can catch asthma. Who would have thought?

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