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2.17.2005 ||> Crazy
I would not normally go to Britney Spears' website, but I was looking at a gossip column the other day that quoted this "Letter to Fans" that she does every once in a while and I just couldn't resist. My favorite kind of jokes are the ones that aren't supposed to be funny.
I decided to paste some quotes in here so others can share my snark:
"[Kevin']s Details cover is coming out in a little over a week and the pictures are so hot! Stay away girls! (he he)"
Don't worry, I don't think you're in any danger, Britney. Also, you might want to use more modern acronyms like 'LOL' than spelling out 'he he' as when some people read it, it looks less cute and more Beavis and Butthead.
"I think when Kevin and I start a family we might build our dream home right behind my mom's."
Yes, because every guy loves living in his mother-in-law's backyard. S-c-a-r-y!
I also hope Britney is getting paid for all these product endorsements. She mentions Details Magazine, Von Dutch, Blue Bell ice cream and "The Wedding Date" all in a 6 paragraph letter. Well, I guess a girl has got to make money somehow. God knows she's probably starving with those measly royalties.
I know, I know, I need to get a life...
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