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5.13.2002 ||> Where I resist authority and lob tortillas at the president
Yesterday I graduated from college! Yay me. And funny story here: at the graduation there is a tradition where we throw tortillas during the ceremony. This year, the president of the university and the administration tried to stop this because "it might be discriminitory toward people of Native American and Mexican descent." Realizing that this is stupid (how many of the tortilla-throwers are Mexican or Native American?), we all hid the tortillas under our robes and lobbed them to the audience like the grads normally do. I mean, we're all from Arizona by now no matter where we were from before. Tortillas are not ethnic specific no matter what anyone says... it's just food! When the president got up to speak, he gave us an admonition against the tortillas. As soon as he said "tortilla," we all threw them at him. Those things travel far, let me tell you.
Sunday Seven topic: "Seven weird things you'd like to accomplish but probably won't":
1. Dream in an entire story arc over a series of nights
2. Learn 5 languages fluently
3. Finish my dad's book
4. Become a professor
5. Meet all my online friends at a house party
6. Check the mail completely naked
7. Travel to every country in the world
Listening: random radio
Plugging: Tal
