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3.18.2007 ||> Lemonade
Conversation transpiring in a restaurant. This is a true story:
Waiter: "This lady ordered an extra lemon for her tea."
Manager: "I don't want us using too many lemons."
Waiter: "But it's just an extra wedge."
Manager: "Yes, but they add up, and I don't want to have to pay for more lemons. They don't grow on trees, you know!"
Waiter"Yes they do. Lemons do grow on trees! That's where they grow!"
You can't make that stuff up.
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