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2.10.2006 ||> Potty Humor
There are automatic toilets at work. The ones where, when a person stands it flushes for them. Because we just can't be bothered flushing our own toilets and gosh, but isn't technology grand?
Except that with "my toilet" (and everyone has one that they go to at work), flushes when I make the smallest move. If I raise my hands, it flushes. If I twist on the toilet, it flushes. Then, when I stand... no flush. It flushes continously like one of those Japanese toilets that women use so no one will hear them pee. Except that I don't mind that people can hear me. What I mind is the blowback when you're sitting on a flushing toilet.
The only solution I can come up with is to drape some toilet paper over the sensor, and when I'm done, take the paper down, stretch and then stand very quickly so that it will go off. This is a rather complicated scenario that I think could be solved by making all the toilets manual. But hey, what do I know?
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