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4.07.2005 ||>   Nobody has to guess that Baby can't be blessed

On Christmas Eve, my sister gave birth to a 9 pound, 10 ounce baby. We all thought that while she was born rather large, she wouldn't stay that way. Fate is proving us wrong as my beautiful neice is now about the size of a six month old, which is about double the size of her actual three months. It's a bit scary, really. At six months, will she look like a one year old?

I wonder about her future as the Biggest Baby I Have Ever Seen. I imagine her towering over her classmates in school and the anguish she will feel. How she will get a lucrative basketball contract with the WNBA and laugh at all the people who bullied her in the past. She will be a generous person, especially to her Aunt Sepra who loves her very much. She will use her millions to give me a mercedes when I turn 60.

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