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4.06.2005 ||> I don't even want to be with myself anymore
There are some things in life that people just take for granted. Although we are all individuals, we do have experiences that are common within the human condition. Most of us, for example, hated middle school. Even those beautiful, popular people we thought we saw in seventh or eighth grade were really geeky losers just like us. Otherwise, God has punished them significantly and now they are living in a single-wide with their 15 children. You know, the way the world should be.
Well, the other day my world was shifted when I found out that a dear friend of mine missed out on a significant part of his childhood. Namely, he never looked at himself in the mirror with the express intent of practicing facial expressions. Yes, it's true. His scowl, his grin and the other two variations of such have never been painstakingly put together by the 13 year old version of himself.
I was so appalled, in fact, that I immediately called another friend and we both assured ourselves that he was the weird one. The tyranny of the majority does have its uses after all. Besides, how do you perfect the smirk or the proper glare without hours of hard work and detailed tweaking?
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