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3.29.2005 ||> I'm still no one, and you're now a star, what do you care?
I just had a dream that during an interview at Google, Sergey Brin asked me out. But then his friends told him I was a poor, unemployed loser and that he shouldn't go out with me. So, the night of the date, he stood me up. As I sat in the coffee shop waiting, I saw him walk by with Paris Hilton, which of course made me very angry.
Just because you are a brilliant programmer and an almost billionaire doesn't give you the right to stand a girl up.
I think he should owe me a date now.
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