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World: So... for the last four years, you have statistically lost the most jobs since the Great Depression. You have participated in two very costly wars that has left two other countries in chaos and spun you into debt. Furthermore, you have seen cutbacks in social benefits because there is no money to support any programs.
America: Yeah, that about sums it up.
World: The majority of you support ideas such as the Kyoto treaty, civil unions, stem cell research, and Roe v. Wade. However, your president has done everything he can to halt or reverse these things. Plus that Halliburton thing is still a bit...
America: Skeezy, yeah, we get it.
World: But you're still going to elect this person?
America: It looks like it'll probably happen.
World: You know, we'll never forgive you if you do.
America: (shrugs)
World: God help us all.
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