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Here's some great quotes I've heard from people in the past three weeks:
"But you're a teacher! You can't go to the disco!" - told to me by one of my 11th graders.
"Catholicism is difficult because there is an exam." - from a conversation with a fellow teacher on why she's Russian Orthodox.
"You make $100 a month? And here we were wondering if that was enough for dinner." - a British tourist I hung out with a couple of times.
"That's a pretty dress, but you shouldn't wear [underwear] with it. You have a line." - from my 60 year old English department head (yes, who is a woman).
"You look nice in that dress. You look fatter in pants." - same teacher, same dress. It was obviously a funny conversation.
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